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2 moons

2 Moons (2017)

Series: Dramalist Link

Nongyo / Wayo: Pha, I've been stalking you, can't you see?
Phana: Actually, I've been secretly stalking you, stalking me
Wayo: How could that be?
Phana: Well, I didn't know that you are Wayo,
just without the glasses on
Phana continues: Who would have thought Nongyo who looks like Wayo, is actually the same person?
Ming (fangirling): Oh, It's like Superman and Clark Kent! How cute! I want to be gay too!
Ming: Phana, can you introduce me to one of your friends?
Phana: Here's Kit, he can become gay
Kit: Hey, are you sure about that?
Phana: Anybody can become gay with a little convincing
Beam: Oh my!! Gayness can be contagious! I better avoid it by trying to hit on as many girls as possible
Forth: So I guess every hot guy in this campus is gay, including me?
Phana: Pretty much

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bad romance

Bad Romance (2016)

Series: Dramalist Link

Yihwa: Cho, I think you are gay
Cho: What makes you say that? Is it my girly appearance?
Yihwa: No, you just fend off that vibe, plus you are hanging out with gay friends
Cho: Who's gay?
Yihwa: Hello…are you just blind or plain stupid?
Cho: For you, a bit of both
Knock: Oh stop it, the cheese is melting
Korn: Cho, you ain't got game
Knock: Yeah, look at me and Korn, we've got it going on
Korn: Umm...Knock….we're off
Knock: No, we're on
Yiwha: Hey stop it you guys! Don't you see people are trying to kill us?
Knock: Oh yeah, so who's going batshit crazy?
Korn: You knucklehead! You kissed the wrong guy!
Knock: What?? He exactly looks like you!
Korn: Sure
Yiwha: So I guess this story ain't about us anymore
Cho: I guess not!

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Bangkok love story

Bangkok Love Story (2007)


Mhek: Hey Itt, I came here to kill you
Itt: What did I do?
Mhek: Nothing, my boss just wants you dead for being ugly
Itt: You think I'm ugly?
Mhek: That's a matter of opinion
Itt: So you're not going to kill me?
Mhek: I have to kill or be killed
Itt: Can't we just run away?
Mhek: What you think this is? Romeo and Juliet?
Itt: Who's Juliet?
Mhek: Does it matter? You know how the story ends…
Itt: Yes, it matters…because I don't look good in a dress
Mhek: It's too late to turn back
Itt: But I love you
Mhek: Ummm..what part of "I’m here to kill you" don't you get?
Itt: Love conquers all!
Mhek: No, death does
Itt: Over my dead body! Or is it yours?

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boyfriend movie

Boyfriend (2016)

Movie: Dramalist Link

BL Nuance: Fake BL relationship almost got too real, "are they or aren't they" possibility. Addresses BL themes.

Aek: Hey Toey, aren't you the new guy here?
Toey: Yeah..so?
Aek: So how about a sleep over?
Toey: No thanks, I'm good
Aek: I meant me at your place
Toey: Why, don't you have a place to crawl back to?
Aek: But it's not convenient
Toey: Not convenient for who?
Aek: For me of course! This movie is all about me!
Toey: And I have no part in it?
Aek: No, you just do what I say
Toey: What's in it for me?
Aek: A lot of fame and money
Toey: So what do I do?
Aek: Be my fake boyfriend
Toey: Are you sure you're not gay?
Aek: Don't worry, I'm not
Toey: How long do we keep this up?
Aek: You ask too many questions
Toey: So are we, or aren't we?
Aek: That, the audience has to figure it out

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Change

Change (2014)


Champ: Hey Jay, can you please fend off these bullies for me?
Jay: Why don't you stand up for yourself?
Champ: Because I'm short
Jay: I don't think that your mother named you Champ so you can become weak
Champ: No worries, I have you as my prince charming
Jay: What did you just say?
Champ: I meant you're my hero
Jay: That sounds better
Champ: Why? Don't you like being a prince?
Jay: Only for a girl, I would be a prince
Champ: So you're saying that if I become a girl, you'll be my prince
Jay: Like that's gonna happen
Champ: Oh just wait and see!
Jay: For real?
Champ: Sure, why not?
Jay: Your cock turning into a cooch? Thanks but no Thanks!

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Secret of A Heart that Doesn't Exist

Club Friday 5: Secret of A Heart That Doesn't Exist (2015)

Series: Dramalist Link

Win: Hey Boss, why are you here on this discussion board?
Boss: I'm here to ask other people whether they think I'm gay or not
Win: People actually do that?
Boss: Yes, I've seen in numerous other dramas that people can basically know by asking strangers
Win: My guess is that you're gay
Boss: Wow! Thanks for letting me know.
Win: Glad to help
Boss: Now I'm so in love with you that I'm dying to meet you
Win: I don't think that's necessary
Boss: Why?
Win: Because I'm too busy
Boss: How about next month?
Win: That wouldn't work
Boss: How about the month after?
Win: Ummm…I'm too shy
Boss: C'mon, I already made a shrine for you
Win: Okay fine, if you insist
Boss: Hey Win, why did you ditch me?
Win: Because I'm too ugly!
Boss: I've seen your pictures and you look pretty fine to me
Win: Well those pictures are fake, I look like a jerk in person
Boss: I won't judge, I promise
Win: Let me check with my boyfriend first
Boss: You have a boyfriend?
Win: What? I didn't tell you?
Boss: No, you didn't
Win: My bad, I must have forgotten
Boss: No worries, I'm willing to be your side dick

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True Love or Just Confused

Club Friday 8: True Love or Just Confused (2017)

Series: Dramalist Link

Todd: Hey Meng, let's do some stupid stuff
Meng: No Todd, I don't want to get in trouble
Todd: What's the point of being young if you're not going to have fun?
Meng: Okay, let's do it
Todd: Hey Meng, why did you leave me alone to almost die
Meng: Well, you told me to run away and hide
Todd: How about I run away? As far away as I could?
Meng: Yes, please do that
Todd: But guess what, I'm back
Meng: What? You've only been away for like 7 years…
Todd: You miss me already?
Meng: Not really, I have a girlfriend
Nuch: Hey Todd, I'm Meng's bitchy girlfriend
Todd: Nice to meet you, Nuch
Nuch: Don't talk to me, and please don't talk to Meng
Todd: But I got dibs on him first
Nuch: No, I do, and nobody can say no to me, right Meng?
Meng: Yes, dear
Nuch: See what I mean, Todd? So you better don't get any ideas
Todd: What ideas? I don't know what you're talking about
Meng: Hey you guys, I'm right here
Nuch: Shhh…stay right there and don't talk
Todd: Are you allowing this? Meng, say something
Meng: I don't know, I'm so confused

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Feel Good To Say Goodbye (2016)


Aek: Hey Chai, I can't believe we're roommates!
Chai: Hey Aek, I can't believe this room's a mess!
Aek: Well then, if you don't like it, just move
Chai: Okay, I will just move the furniture around, and clean the house
Aek: Fine, while you do that, I'll go take a shower
Chai: Hey Aek, Why did you come out so fast?
Aek: Why? I just finished showering
Chai: Go back in and shower so we can take gratuitous shots of you
Aek: Well how about you?
Chai: Don't worry, I'll be taking a shower a lot throughout the movie too, just to make sure we're clean
Aek: What's with the background music and the slow motions?
Chai: Yeah it looks like we're shooting a really bad porno
Aek: What about that guy Wut? He's been ogling you since you came here
Chai: Oh that guy, he's a creep, he's just in this movie to rape me
Aek's girlfriend: What about me? Where am I in this picture?
Aek: Oh, you're just here to make me look like I'm straight

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Gay OK Bangkok (2016)

SeriesDramalist Link

Pom: Hey Arm, who are you sleeping with these days?
Arm: Why do you want to know?
Pom: Just so I can avoid sleeping with them
Arm: That will be tough since I pretty much slept with everybody in Bangkok
Pom: And you didn't leave any for me?
Arm: Like anybody would be interested in you
Pom: Biatch! And you call yourself my friend
Arm: I never said that
Pom: So why stay at my place then?
Arm: So I can leech off you
Pom: Anyway, there's this guy who maybe interested in me
Arm: I bet ya he's just asking you out to get to me, is that right, Nat?
Nat: It's true Pom
Pom: Man, this sucks
Arm: Well, you can have some of my leftovers
Pete: I'm currently available
Arm: Did I ever date you Pete?
Pete: You don't remember?
Arm: I sucked so many dicks I can't keep track
Nat: And yet you're jealous when I just tried comforting my ex
Arm: That's because I'm used to being the cheater, not the cheatee
Nat: How many times should I say it, I'm not cheating!
Arm: Big said the same to Off
Big: Just don't do it man
Off: Right, coz now he's been kicked to the curb

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Gay OK Bangkok 2

Gay OK Bangkok 2 (2017)

SeriesDramalist Link

Big: I'm really sorry Off for treating you badly before
Off: I'm sorry Big, but I realize that our May-Dec romance wouldn't work out
Big: I'm trying really hard, please give me a chance
Off: But Toh is better for me, he's basically me, it's just like looking in a mirror
Toh: Why don't we try to open our relationship?
Big: You mean like a Polygamy?
Toh: Sure, if you wanna call it that, I just call it a Threesome
Off: I'm too old for this
Arm: Nah, you're not, I'm basically doing the same thing
Off: With Nat?
Arm: Oh no, he's old news
Off: What happened?
Arm: He's got too much baggage
Off: Dude, you've got problems
Nat: Not as big as mine, I've got HIV and my brother's gay
Off: Everybody here is gay, that's not a problem
Pom: Talking about problems, my bf feels insecure
Arm: Are you sure you're not the one who's insecure?
Pom: No, he is because he thinks he's not as good as I am
Arm: In which department?
Pom: Fuck off Arm
Arm: Hey, I'm just asking

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Grey Rainbow

Grey Rainbow (2016)

SeriesDramalist Link

Porsche: Hey Nuer, do you know that I've been crushing on you since we've been roomies?
Nuer: I do not even know that you are gay Sorry, but my girlfriend Jane won't like that
Porsche: For some reason, I thought you like guys too
Nuer: Why do you say that?
Porsche: Since you have been surrounded by Elephants, and they have big phallic symbols
Nuer: Their large, long trunks don't mean anything
Porsche: But you like riding on the motorcycle with me
Nuer: But that doesn't mean it's an excuse to hug you
Porsche: Okay fine I don't want to be gay now So I'm leaving
Nuer: Wait, hang on a minute Let me see what Jane says
Jane: Yes, Nuer, you are gay, it took you long enough to find out
Nuer: What? You mean I am?
Jane: Yes, and by the way, I am having somebody else's baby that you have to take care of because I don't have money
Nuer: Oh wait, I think that's too much responsibility so I'll go and die now

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I am your king

I Am Your King (2017)

SeriesDramalist Link

Pound: Let's play a game
New: What kind of game?
Pound: The one that cool kids play
August: Do you mean musical chairs?
Matt: Oh I know! Pin the tail on the donkey!
Junho: Paper dance!
Pound: No, not even close!
Bright: Oh I got it! Spin the Bottle!
Pound: Close enough! It's the King game
New: So how does it work?
Pound: So whatever I say goes….
New: Isn't that pretty much what happens everyday?
Pound: I mean whoever gets the king card, gets to dictate
New: I tell ya, this game is rigged
August: But we are all guys here
Pound: So what?
Matt: Let's ask your mom to play with us
Pound: You guys are sick
New: Anyway, so does this mean I can get to kiss you?
August: What? I thought we are dating
New: I mean we're just playing
Bright: Wait, I'm confused
Pound: Aren't we all?

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iStories

iStories (2018)

Short FilmsDramalist Link

I from T: You know I thought I was confused
I from B: You think? How do you think I feel?
I from L: What are you talking about?
I from G: Yeah, we are all named I's how to tell the difference?
I from T: Well, if I lift my skirt up, I think I can see a difference
I from B: I don't know what to do!
I from G: Believe me, I'm in the same boat!
I: I give up!

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It Gets Better

It Gets Better (2012)


Tonmai: Dammit, what the fuck am I doing here back in Thailand?
Tonlew: Ummm….to decide our fates, so to speak
Tonmai: I somehow regret coming here
Tonlew: You have to take ownership of the bar
Tonmai: No I don't, I can't even understand what my dad was thinking
Tonlew: Well….he's kinda found another place
Saitan: You can say that again, I'm enjoying my May-Dec romance
Fai: Ah, you are not that old
Saitan: You're too kind
Din: So where do I come in all this?
Saitan: Shh….time will tell
Din: But I want to grow up already so I can make my own decisions
Saitan: You may not want to do that, if you find out
Din: Is it that bad?
Saitan: It's good and bad…depends how you see it
Tonmai: Enough of this already…I'm out
Saitan: Don't you want to find out who your dad is?
Tonmai: No, not really…but I'm pretty sure you're gonna tell me
Din: Ooops too late, he's dead

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Love's coming

Love's Coming (2014)


Zee: Hey Gump, I want to know what you think about girls with big boobs?
Gump: What's with that question?
Pid: Well, it's because we see you hanging around Nai a lot lately
Gump: So what? I'm just his tutor
Arm: Are you sure it's nothing else?
Gump: What does it have to do with you?
Zee: Just making sure you're not gay, that's all
Gump: You guys stick around all the time, I don't ask questions
Pid: That's different
Gump: So if the three or four of us hang around, it's bromance but when two guys hang around, it's gay?
Nai: Gump, your friends have a very good point there
Gump: So you are questioning me too?
Nai: I just want to know, whether all the time we spent together, that if you feel anything
Gump: Yes, I feel my head exploding
Nai: Which head?
Soda: Excuse me Nai, may I remind you that you have a girlfriend?
Nai: Ooops I forgot
Gump: Thanks for reminding me Soda, I'll go away now
Nai: Gump, wait!
Gump: Yes??
Nai: You forgot something
Gump: What?
Nai: Me!

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Love Love You (2015)


Nai: Hey Gump, after one year, you have completely changed?
Gump: How so?
Nai: First off, you look different
Gump: Well, because I am a different actor
Nai: Oh! I didn't notice
Gump: Then you're dense, but anyway, just letting you know that I'm moving in with some guy
Nai: Does some guy have a name?
Gump: His name is Sunz and don't worry he's ugly as heck
Sunz: You must be kidding, I'm sooo hot I burn myself
Nai: Like chilli pepper hot, or hot as in hot potatoes?
Sunz: As in too hot to handle
Gump: But Sunz is not gay so it doesn't count
Bon: What about me? Can I join?
Gump: Who's this fella?
Nai: He's only my ex-BFF
Bon: Not to worry Gump, I won't steal your man, at least not in front of your face
Nai: Don't believe him Gump, I will prove my love for you by dying
Gump: Are you serious?
Nai: Nope, not really

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