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Boundary Crossing / Crossing the Lines (2018)

Webseries: Dramalist Link

Zi Xuan: Do I look cool and austere with these glasses?
Yu Hao: Nah, more like nerdy
Zi Xuan: No? Don't I look like the dejected hero whose dreams were ripped apart by an injury?
Yu Hao: Nah, more like someone who got butt-hurt because of it
Zi Xuan: I used to be the best, and I still am
Yu Hao: Really? You don't say! Can you show me?
Zi Xuan: Hey, concentrate on what you're doing
Yu Hao: How can I when you're so cute
Zi Yuan: By the way, my sister thinks you're cute
Yu Hao: What's this about sister and brother gunning for the same guy?
Zi Yuan: Who says I'm gunning for you?
Yu Hao: Well, aren't you?
Zi Yuan: In your dreams!

Zhen Wu: Excuse me! We're here
Zhen Wen: Ah, we're not that important
Zhen Wu: Why not?
Zhen Wen: Well, the plot's been there, done that
Zhen Wu: You mean by that show that got banned?
Zhen Wen: Yeah, and also by that other one…
Zhen Wu: You mean "Bromance"?
Zhen Wen: Yeah that too, but no, the other one…
Zhen Wu: You mean "Stay Away from Me"?
Zhen Wen: Fine!

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Dark Blue and Moonlight (2017)

Series: Dramalist Link

Yan Fei: Hey Hai Qing, why do you wear bell bottom capris and carry an oversized purse?
Hai Qing: Why not?
Yan Fei: You look like an old aunt on the way to play bridge
Hai Qing: Anyway, while you are talking, I'm already hooking up with this nice guy while you deal with your clingy boyfriend
Yan Fei: You know what they say about nice guys, right? That they finish last
Ping Jun: You tell me about it

Hai Qing: Hey, Ping Jun, I'm just using you while Yan Fei gets rid of Jimmy
Jimmy: Yan Fei, I'm gonna tell your mom about this!
Hai Qing: Well, I'm glad I only have my dad to deal with, and he has no clue!
Ping Jun: So are you telling him we are just friends?
Hai Qing: Well, aren't we just friends anyway? With Benefits?
Ping Jun: You bastard Hai Qing! But I forgive you
Hai Qing: Now, now, don't be sad, I'm with Yan Fei now
Yan Fei: Oh Really??
Hai Qing: Yes, but in the meantime, I'm gonna leave you now to go abroad
Yan Fei: That fast?
Hai Qing: Wait for me!
Yan Fei: In my dreams!

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Eternal Summer (2006)

Movie: Dramalist Link

Teacher: Jonathan, you have to be friends with this unruly boy Shane
Jon: What's in it for me?
Teacher: It's for me to know, and for you to find out
Years and years later…
Shane: Hey dude, we are becoming best buds
Jon: If you only know
Enter Carrie: Hmmm…these two guys are hot…let me make a move on one
Jon: UmmCarrie…you picked the wrong guy
Carrie: Ooops, my bad, Jon but no worries, I'll find somebody else
Shane: Hey, Carrie, wanna be my bae?
Carrie: Why not? You are not so shabby yourself
Shane: But you can't tell this to Jon, coz he'll be all jelly
Carrie: Deal, as long as you don't turn gay on me
Shane: Nah, that ain't happening
Jon: You sure of that?
Shane: Well, that night was a fluke
Jon: Denial is a river in Egypt
Shane: Love you too Bro! Not…
Jon: So which is it?
Shane: It's for me to know, and for you to find out…

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Faded (2017)

Short Film: Dramalist Link

Jun Zhi: Hey Tian, you think your mom suspects anything between the two of us?
Tian Yu: Nah, don't worry about it, we're just good friends, really good friends, that's all
Jun Zhi: Are you sure? Because the way she looks at me is really funny
Tian Yu: That's because you're funny looking
Jun Zhi: Cut the crap, I'm serious
Tian Yu: Don't worry, we're in a study session pretending to study
Jun Zhi: Okay if you say so
Tian Yu: Besides I already told my mom before that I'm gay
Jun Zhi: You what?
Tian Yu: Yeah I told her when she was basically on her death bed
Jun Zhi: Say what?
Tian Yu: So she realizes how life is so precious that being gay is not as important as being alive and being loved
Jun Zhi: Oh good play
Tian Yu: That wasn't a play, it was real man, I cried a river
Jun Zhi: Man…I don't know how you do it
Tian Yu: We're happy now aren't we? Right, mom?
Mom: Yeah, yeah, that was a good play though

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Formula 17 (2004)

Movie: Dramalist Link

Tien: According to my mom, it says that true love exists
Kevin: Stop dreaming! I only came for the sex
Tien: Sorry, I'm saving myself for my one true love
Yu: What century are you living in?
Tien: I just met my one true love
Yu: Who? You mean that slut Bai?
Tien: Why not?
Yu: Go ahead if you want to catch STD's…
Tien: Bai, I like you even though we just met…do you love me?
Bai: Sure, but why don't we have sex first, just to try it out?
Tien: Is that how it goes?
Bai: Yes, that's how it works around here; if you love somebody, you have sex with them
Tien: Oh I see
Bai: That was good, so see ya around
Tien: Well, does it mean you love me?
Bai: Nah
Tien: So… am I better than the mannequin?
Bai: Anybody is better than that doll
Tien: Bai, how could you hurt me?
Bai: I'm just following the advice of the fortune teller, so if you want to blame anybody, blame her
Tien: So I can blame your crappy personality on the fortune teller
Bai: Pretty much

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He Falls In Love With Him (2016)

Webseries: Dramalist Link

Xiao En: I love you Xin Yu
Xin Yu: I love you too, but could you dress up as a boy?
Xiao En: Is this a BL fetish?
Xin Yu: Well, yes, so I don't have to choose between you and Wei Jia
Wei Jia: Yes, I like your boyfriend but I love my hair more
Xiao En: What the fuck Xin Yu? Isn't Pin Jia already stalking you?

Pin Jia: No, I'm stalking you, Xiao En
Xiao En: I'm leaving you now Xin Yu
Xin Yu: Why? Why can't we have a threesome?
Xiao En: I'm leaving, so you be gay and I will become a lesbo

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Life of Silence (2014)

Short Film: Dramalist Link

Man 1: What is my name?
Man 2: I don't know
Man 3: Does it even matter?
Man 1: Well, it should
Man 2: Why are you butting in Man 3
Man 3: Was I talking to you?
Man 2: Seems like it
Man 1: Wait, I'm confused, what's going on?
Man 3: Doesn't matter what goes on, we're doomed anyway
Man 1: Yeah, typical

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Mr. Yan Dong Don't Come Over (2018)

Webseries: Dramalist Link

Mi Hu: I want the job
Yan Dong: Fine
Mi Hu: Really, that fast?
Yan Dong: Yes, I like you
Mi Hu: Really, that serious?
Yan Dong: Yes, now what's next?

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