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A Round Trip to Love (2016)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Lu Feng: Hey Xiao Chen, don't let anybody abuse you but me
Xiao Chen: Okay
Lu Feng: Hey Xiao Chen, I am going to the US now for a long time,
don't think about anybody but me
Xiao Chen: Okay
Lu Feng: Hey Xiao Chen, I am going to get married now,
but you have to wait for me
Xiao Chen: Okay
Lu Feng: Look who's back!!?
Xiao Chen: Okay
Lu Feng: Let me beat up your lil bro to a pulp
Xiao Chen: What?
Lu Feng: Oh now you are awake…I thought you only knew one word
Xiao Chen: What?
Lu Feng: Let me send your mom to her death
Xiao Chen: What!!!?
Lu Feng: Okay, I will go away now so you can go sulk on your wounds
Xiao Chen: What??!
Lu Feng: So we are even, you be married have a son, like me
Xiao Chen: Okay
Lu Feng: Wait, you're actually doing it?
Xiao Chen: Yes
Lu Feng: You want me to rape you?
Xiao Chen: Yes
Lu Feng: You wanna see me die?
Xiao Chen: Yes
Lu Feng: Bitch!
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Bai Luo Yin: Hey you with the bad hair, why are you bothering me? What the heck is bothering you?
Gu Hai: Oh I’m just pissed that my rich dad is marrying some lady again
Bai Luo Yin: Oh poor you! But what a coincidence, my mom is also marrying some rich guy of so and so
Gu Hai: Then why don't we hang out together…Misery loves company
Bai Luo Yin: I'm not too sure about that
Gu Hai: C'mon…Let me sleep in your bed so I can grope you to my heart's content
Bai Luo Yin: No
Gu Hai: What do you mean?
Bai Luo Yin: No means no
Gu Hai: No, no means yes. Don't play hard to get
Bai Luo Yin: I'm not playing
Gu Hai: Don't deny it
Bai Luo Yin: Seriously, are all Seme's like this?
Gu Hai: Well, at least I don't think I'm as bad as Lu Feng from ARTTL
Bai Luo Yin: True Dat
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Implied BL: Half-naked frequently sharing the same bed; travelling in the bitter cold to see "friend;" silent confession
Yuan Ru: Bro, you have a mission to check out my dude
Yuan Rong: Well, is he hot?
Yuan Ru: You tell me
Yuan Zong: Urmm, excuse me Xia Yao, but why did you reject my sister's charms?
Xia Yao: Just because…
Yuan Zong: Are you sure you are not gay?
Xia Yao: Last time I checked, no
Xuan DaYu: Too bad!
Wang Zhi Shui: His loss is my gain!
Da Yu: What are you saying bro!
Zhi Shui: What I said is, you need is Rogaine
Peng Ze: Ah! Can I have some?
Li Zhen Zhen: What do you mean threesome?
You Xie: Hey new guy, what's up with that bowl cut?
Chang Jie: You mean this hair style like Mo from the Three Stooges?
You Xie: You know what I mean!
Chang Jie: Well, I'm glad that the most popular guy at school is noticing me!
You Xie: Shuddap! I think I love you even we only just met
Chang Jie: Was the sex that great?
You Xie: I don't know, it's just different
Chang Jie: Anyway, I don't think your girlfriend would like it
You Xie: Who cares about her?
GF: Excuse me You Xie, I've been clinging to you for so long, it's not easy to get rid of me
You Xie: I'll dump your sorry ass in front of the whole school
GF: And I'll tell everybody you're gay
Chang Jie: This is too much to bear!! I don't think I can be gay anymore
All three: Agh!
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Wu Suo Wei: Hey bestie, how do you become a gay magnet?
Dr Xiao Shuai: Why do you want to know?
Wu Suo Wei: Because I want to take revenge on my ex-gf who hooked up with this rich dude
Dr Xiao Shuai: Easy! Just squeeze your butt tightly and wear a pink shirt
Chi Cheng to Ex-GF: I'm just hooking up with you to hide my gayness, and also to make my mum happy
Ex-GF: Sure, dude, just give me some money
Wu Suo Wei: Shit, I'm so jealous and so broke that I have to sell sugar candy for a living
Ching Cheng: Yes, you so broke you have holes in your undies
Wu Su Wei: Yes, I'm so broke that I'm willing to touch your balls
Chi Cheng: I have some snakes in my room, wanna join?
Wu Suo Wei: Sure, why not?! But I want to be top
Chi Cheng: You can be top only if you are rich
Wu Suo Wei: Well…I'm not…so does this mean I suck?
Chi Cheng: Fortunately, you can
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Xiao Fang: Hey, there's a cool app that gives provides me a lover, and best part is, it's free!
Lin: Hey I'm here to service you master, anything you need and want at your feet
Xiao Fang: What's the catch??
Lin: No catch, just that only you can see me
Xiao Fang: That's even better! So I can have my cake and eat it too!
Hao Wen: Who's the cake?
Xiao Fang: Umm…was I talking out loud?
Hao Wen: Yes, do you have an imaginary friend?
Xiao Fang: Ummm…
Lin: Don't worry about your Boyfriend, Xiao Fang, he has a virtual lover too
Xiao Fang: No Kidding!
Lin: Yes! So the four of us can have a Foursome!
Xiao Fang: My dream come true!
Lin: Only catch is that one of you must die!
Xiao Fang: I thought you said there's no catch?
Lin: Ooops, I forgot
Xiao Chen: What?
Lu Feng: Oh now you are awake…I thought you only knew one word
Xiao Chen: What?
Lu Feng: Let me send your mom to her death
Xiao Chen: What!!!?
Lu Feng: Okay, I will go away now so you can go sulk on your wounds
Xiao Chen: What??!
Lu Feng: So we are even, you be married have a son, like me
Xiao Chen: Okay
Lu Feng: Wait, you're actually doing it?
Xiao Chen: Yes
Lu Feng: You want me to rape you?
Xiao Chen: Yes
Lu Feng: You wanna see me die?
Xiao Chen: Yes
Lu Feng: Bitch!
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Addicted / Heroin (2016)
Webseries: Dramalist Link
Bai Luo Yin: Hey you with the bad hair, why are you bothering me? What the heck is bothering you?
Gu Hai: Oh I’m just pissed that my rich dad is marrying some lady again
Bai Luo Yin: Oh poor you! But what a coincidence, my mom is also marrying some rich guy of so and so
Gu Hai: Then why don't we hang out together…Misery loves company
Bai Luo Yin: I'm not too sure about that
Gu Hai: C'mon…Let me sleep in your bed so I can grope you to my heart's content
Bai Luo Yin: No
Gu Hai: What do you mean?
Bai Luo Yin: No means no
Gu Hai: No, no means yes. Don't play hard to get
Bai Luo Yin: I'm not playing
Gu Hai: Don't deny it
Bai Luo Yin: Seriously, are all Seme's like this?
Gu Hai: Well, at least I don't think I'm as bad as Lu Feng from ARTTL
Bai Luo Yin: True Dat
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Advance Bravely (2017)
Series: Dramalist Link
Implied BL: Half-naked frequently sharing the same bed; travelling in the bitter cold to see "friend;" silent confession
Yuan Ru: Bro, you have a mission to check out my dude
Yuan Rong: Well, is he hot?
Yuan Ru: You tell me
Yuan Zong: Urmm, excuse me Xia Yao, but why did you reject my sister's charms?
Xia Yao: Just because…
Yuan Zong: Are you sure you are not gay?
Xia Yao: Last time I checked, no
Xuan DaYu: Too bad!
Wang Zhi Shui: His loss is my gain!
Da Yu: What are you saying bro!
Zhi Shui: What I said is, you need is Rogaine
Peng Ze: Ah! Can I have some?
Li Zhen Zhen: What do you mean threesome?
Xia Yao: Hold up here! Nobody is getting on with anybody
Yuan Zong: Are you sure about that?
Xia Yao: Why are you so persistent man!
Yuan Zong: I see you feeding bird…must mean you like 'em
Xia Yao: Get one of your own!
Yuan Zong: That's what I'm doing
Xia Yao: You might as well bloody wait because there will be no kissing involved
Yuan Zong: You mean none at all? In a BL drama?
Xia Yao: Well no, but there are other gratuitous shots
Yuan Zong: Like our six pack abs?
Xia Yao: Precisely!
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________Yuan Zong: Are you sure about that?
Xia Yao: Why are you so persistent man!
Yuan Zong: I see you feeding bird…must mean you like 'em
Xia Yao: Get one of your own!
Yuan Zong: That's what I'm doing
Xia Yao: You might as well bloody wait because there will be no kissing involved
Yuan Zong: You mean none at all? In a BL drama?
Xia Yao: Well no, but there are other gratuitous shots
Yuan Zong: Like our six pack abs?
Xia Yao: Precisely!
Alternative Love (2016)
Movie: Dramalist Link
You Xie: Hey new guy, what's up with that bowl cut?
Chang Jie: You mean this hair style like Mo from the Three Stooges?
You Xie: You know what I mean!
Chang Jie: Well, I'm glad that the most popular guy at school is noticing me!
You Xie: Shuddap! I think I love you even we only just met
Chang Jie: Was the sex that great?
You Xie: I don't know, it's just different
Chang Jie: Anyway, I don't think your girlfriend would like it
You Xie: Who cares about her?
GF: Excuse me You Xie, I've been clinging to you for so long, it's not easy to get rid of me
You Xie: I'll dump your sorry ass in front of the whole school
GF: And I'll tell everybody you're gay
Chang Jie: This is too much to bear!! I don't think I can be gay anymore
All three: Agh!
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Counterattack (2015)
Webseries: Dramalist linkWu Suo Wei: Hey bestie, how do you become a gay magnet?
Dr Xiao Shuai: Why do you want to know?
Wu Suo Wei: Because I want to take revenge on my ex-gf who hooked up with this rich dude
Dr Xiao Shuai: Easy! Just squeeze your butt tightly and wear a pink shirt
Chi Cheng to Ex-GF: I'm just hooking up with you to hide my gayness, and also to make my mum happy
Ex-GF: Sure, dude, just give me some money
Wu Suo Wei: Shit, I'm so jealous and so broke that I have to sell sugar candy for a living
Ching Cheng: Yes, you so broke you have holes in your undies
Wu Su Wei: Yes, I'm so broke that I'm willing to touch your balls
Chi Cheng: I have some snakes in my room, wanna join?
Wu Suo Wei: Sure, why not?! But I want to be top
Chi Cheng: You can be top only if you are rich
Wu Suo Wei: Well…I'm not…so does this mean I suck?
Chi Cheng: Fortunately, you can
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Customized Companion (2017)
Movie: DramalistXiao Fang: Hey, there's a cool app that gives provides me a lover, and best part is, it's free!
Lin: Hey I'm here to service you master, anything you need and want at your feet
Xiao Fang: What's the catch??
Lin: No catch, just that only you can see me
Xiao Fang: That's even better! So I can have my cake and eat it too!
Hao Wen: Who's the cake?
Xiao Fang: Umm…was I talking out loud?
Hao Wen: Yes, do you have an imaginary friend?
Xiao Fang: Ummm…
Lin: Don't worry about your Boyfriend, Xiao Fang, he has a virtual lover too
Xiao Fang: No Kidding!
Lin: Yes! So the four of us can have a Foursome!
Xiao Fang: My dream come true!
Lin: Only catch is that one of you must die!
Xiao Fang: I thought you said there's no catch?
Lin: Ooops, I forgot
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Su Yi: Hey Yue Yue, we're best of friends, aren't we?
Yue Yue: Yes…….
Su Yi: So you'll do anything for me, right?
Yue Yue: It depends….
Su Yi: So there's this guy I like, but he doesn't like me back
Yue Yue: I know the feeling
Su Yi: So can you help me hook up with him?
Yue Yue: Sure…whatever you want
Su Yi: You're the best!
Yue Yue: Hey Bai Yu, I'll give you money to go out with my bestie
Bai Yu: That's weird, why would I do that?
Yue Yue: Just do it
Bai Yu: Okay, only because that's a lot of money
Xiao Chen: Hey Bai Yu, I'll give you a better deal, don't go out with Su Yi, and I'll help you in the love department
*Some sources classify this work as movie, and others as series
Lu Qi Ming: I'm dead
Xiao Ou: Yeah, tell me another joke
Lu Qi Ming: You are gonna eat 2 eggs and 1 sausage everyday for breakfast
Xiao Ou: Oh yeah, what else?
Lu Qi Ming: And I arranged them to look like my dick and balls
Xiao Ou: I don't get it
Lu Qi Ming: Seems like you don't get a lot
Xiao Ou: Oh yeah! I have a girlfriend!
Lu Qi Ming: Who is a lesbo……
Xiao Ou: Really??? Don't get that either
Lu Qi Ming: Yeah, and somebody just appears on the street and give you a contract
Xiao Ou: Well, he said he liked my writing
Lu Qi Ming: Based on the 5 seconds he saw on scraps of paper?
Xiao Ou: So? He could be a fast reader
Lu Qi Ming: You believe anything
Xiao Ou: I believed you didn't I?
Lu Qi Ming: Sorry, I'm not really here
Xiao Ou: This sucks
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Su He: I need you to take off your clothes
Er Meng: Sorry, but I don't do sex on the first date
Su He: But this is part of your job
Er Meng: Sure, that's your excuse to get me naked
Su He: I have a witness over here, I'm not going to do anything to you
Er Meng: Even worse, I'm not an exhibitionist
Su He: Relax, I'm just going to paint you
Er Meng: Well, I do need the money
Su He: That's the spirit
Er Meng: I am just a bit shy, that's all
Su He: We are both men here, nothing to be worried about
Er Meng: So what happened to all the male models before me?
Su He: Ermm….they were unavailable
Er Meng: Probably you scared them all away
Su He: Why? Are you afraid?
Er Meng: No, actually I'm kinda excited
Su He: I can see that
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Hao Fan: Hey Xiao Xiao, Wanna hang out sometime together?
Xiao Xiao: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Hao Fan: Yeah, so what?
Xiao Xiao: Won't she get jealous?
Hao Fan: Nah, don't mind her
Xiao Xiao: I think she's giving me the evil look
Hao Fan: Don't worry, her face has always been like that
Xiao Xiao: How can you say that about your GF?
Hao Fan: Why do you care? I want to spend time with you?
Xiao Xiao: Why? Are you bored?
Hao Fan: Why all the questions, you're annoying
Xiao Xiao: No, you are annoying
Hao Fan: Annoyingly bad, or annoyingly cute?
Xiao Xiao: Hmmph..I don't want to talk to you anymore
Hao Fan: Don't play hard to get
Xiao Xiao: I'm not
Hao Fan: So I will recap everything that just happened in this movie, just so you know
Xiao Xiao: Okay…but how come when you asked paper and pen, they gave you boards and a marker
Hao Fan: Oh that…it's just so it will conveniently show the audience what we're writing
Xiao Xiao: So what does the title mean, I'm here and 12 years?
Hao Fan: I don't really know
Xiao Xiao: And here I thought you knew everything
Fanatic Love (2016)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Su Yi: Hey Yue Yue, we're best of friends, aren't we?
Yue Yue: Yes…….
Su Yi: So you'll do anything for me, right?
Yue Yue: It depends….
Su Yi: So there's this guy I like, but he doesn't like me back
Yue Yue: I know the feeling
Su Yi: So can you help me hook up with him?
Yue Yue: Sure…whatever you want
Su Yi: You're the best!
Yue Yue: Hey Bai Yu, I'll give you money to go out with my bestie
Bai Yu: That's weird, why would I do that?
Yue Yue: Just do it
Bai Yu: Okay, only because that's a lot of money
Xiao Chen: Hey Bai Yu, I'll give you a better deal, don't go out with Su Yi, and I'll help you in the love department
Bai Yu: But I already took your brother's money
Xiao Chen: Just do as I say!
Bai: Fine! You siblings are bossy!
Yue Yue: Hey Bai Yu, what happened to our bargain?
Su Yi: What bargain?
Yue Yue: Oh it was nothing major Su Yi
Su Yi: What the fuck is going on?
Xiao Chen: Actually you are in an alternate reality
Su Yi: Why?
Xiao Chen: Because you mind fucked my brother
Yue Yue: I wish he did fuck me instead
Bai Yu: What about me? Why am I in it?
Xiao Chen: Oh because I have nothing else better to do but meddle in other people's business
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Lu Sheng: Hey Jing Nian, can you pls. move at least 50 meters away from me?
Jing Nian: Why? I thought we are pals
Lu Sheng: Yes, yes, but people are getting the wrong idea
Jing Nian: So what?
Lu Sheng: Well at least, can you not act like a fairy?
Jing Nian: I'm so not a fairy
Lu Sheng: You fleeting around makes you look like a fairy
Jing Nian: If I was a fairy, I'd be wearing a pink tutu
Lu Sheng: Please don't, and please stop stalking me
Jing Nian: But I love you!
Lu Sheng: Also stop shouting things like that in public
Jing Nian: Would you prefer it in private?
Lu Sheng: Cut it out, I'm getting the heebee-jeebies
Jing Nian: Would you like some candy?
Lu Sheng: I give up
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Xiao Chen: Just do as I say!
Bai: Fine! You siblings are bossy!
Yue Yue: Hey Bai Yu, what happened to our bargain?
Su Yi: What bargain?
Yue Yue: Oh it was nothing major Su Yi
Su Yi: What the fuck is going on?
Xiao Chen: Actually you are in an alternate reality
Su Yi: Why?
Xiao Chen: Because you mind fucked my brother
Yue Yue: I wish he did fuck me instead
Bai Yu: What about me? Why am I in it?
Xiao Chen: Oh because I have nothing else better to do but meddle in other people's business
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Find You In The Crowd (2017)
Short Film: Dramalist Link
Lu Sheng: Hey Jing Nian, can you pls. move at least 50 meters away from me?
Jing Nian: Why? I thought we are pals
Lu Sheng: Yes, yes, but people are getting the wrong idea
Jing Nian: So what?
Lu Sheng: Well at least, can you not act like a fairy?
Jing Nian: I'm so not a fairy
Lu Sheng: You fleeting around makes you look like a fairy
Jing Nian: If I was a fairy, I'd be wearing a pink tutu
Lu Sheng: Please don't, and please stop stalking me
Jing Nian: But I love you!
Lu Sheng: Also stop shouting things like that in public
Jing Nian: Would you prefer it in private?
Lu Sheng: Cut it out, I'm getting the heebee-jeebies
Jing Nian: Would you like some candy?
Lu Sheng: I give up
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From Now to the Past (2015)
Short Film: Dramalist Link
Fortune Teller: I see bloodshed on your wedding day
Tian: Nonsense, let's proceed
Da: You guys are tempting fate
Tian: Nah, we'll take our chances
Da: If you didn't believe in tarot, why bother going?
Tian: I'm just trying to mess with my wife
Da: Like you mess with my feelings?
Tian: What feelings?
Da: Like you didn't know
Tian: No I don't
Wife: Enough you two, stop bickering since I'm gonna die
Tian: No, the crazy lady didn't say you would
Wife: But she said the one you love most will die
Tian: Sorry, but that ain't you
Da: Burn…oops…My bad!
Tian: Nonsense, let's proceed
Da: You guys are tempting fate
Tian: Nah, we'll take our chances
Da: If you didn't believe in tarot, why bother going?
Tian: I'm just trying to mess with my wife
Da: Like you mess with my feelings?
Tian: What feelings?
Da: Like you didn't know
Tian: No I don't
Wife: Enough you two, stop bickering since I'm gonna die
Tian: No, the crazy lady didn't say you would
Wife: But she said the one you love most will die
Tian: Sorry, but that ain't you
Da: Burn…oops…My bad!
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Movie / Series*: Dramalist Link
Ghost Boyfriend (2016)
*Some sources classify this work as movie, and others as series
Lu Qi Ming: I'm dead
Xiao Ou: Yeah, tell me another joke
Lu Qi Ming: You are gonna eat 2 eggs and 1 sausage everyday for breakfast
Xiao Ou: Oh yeah, what else?
Lu Qi Ming: And I arranged them to look like my dick and balls
Xiao Ou: I don't get it
Lu Qi Ming: Seems like you don't get a lot
Xiao Ou: Oh yeah! I have a girlfriend!
Lu Qi Ming: Who is a lesbo……
Xiao Ou: Really??? Don't get that either
Lu Qi Ming: Yeah, and somebody just appears on the street and give you a contract
Xiao Ou: Well, he said he liked my writing
Lu Qi Ming: Based on the 5 seconds he saw on scraps of paper?
Xiao Ou: So? He could be a fast reader
Lu Qi Ming: You believe anything
Xiao Ou: I believed you didn't I?
Lu Qi Ming: Sorry, I'm not really here
Xiao Ou: This sucks
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Hard To Give Up (2016)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Su He: I need you to take off your clothes
Er Meng: Sorry, but I don't do sex on the first date
Su He: But this is part of your job
Er Meng: Sure, that's your excuse to get me naked
Su He: I have a witness over here, I'm not going to do anything to you
Er Meng: Even worse, I'm not an exhibitionist
Su He: Relax, I'm just going to paint you
Er Meng: Well, I do need the money
Su He: That's the spirit
Er Meng: I am just a bit shy, that's all
Su He: We are both men here, nothing to be worried about
Er Meng: So what happened to all the male models before me?
Su He: Ermm….they were unavailable
Er Meng: Probably you scared them all away
Su He: Why? Are you afraid?
Er Meng: No, actually I'm kinda excited
Su He: I can see that
I'm Here and 12 Years (2015)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Hao Fan: Hey Xiao Xiao, Wanna hang out sometime together?
Xiao Xiao: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Hao Fan: Yeah, so what?
Xiao Xiao: Won't she get jealous?
Hao Fan: Nah, don't mind her
Xiao Xiao: I think she's giving me the evil look
Hao Fan: Don't worry, her face has always been like that
Xiao Xiao: How can you say that about your GF?
Hao Fan: Why do you care? I want to spend time with you?
Xiao Xiao: Why? Are you bored?
Hao Fan: Why all the questions, you're annoying
Xiao Xiao: No, you are annoying
Hao Fan: Annoyingly bad, or annoyingly cute?
Xiao Xiao: Hmmph..I don't want to talk to you anymore
Hao Fan: Don't play hard to get
Xiao Xiao: I'm not
Hao Fan: So I will recap everything that just happened in this movie, just so you know
Xiao Xiao: Okay…but how come when you asked paper and pen, they gave you boards and a marker
Hao Fan: Oh that…it's just so it will conveniently show the audience what we're writing
Xiao Xiao: So what does the title mean, I'm here and 12 years?
Hao Fan: I don't really know
Xiao Xiao: And here I thought you knew everything
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Innate Differences (2016)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Kai Yi: Are you here just to serve drinks or serve men?
Xiao Bei: I'm not gay
Kai Yi: Sure, you're not
Xiao Bei: But I'm really not
Kai Yi: Stop deceiving yourself, you like me
Xiao Bei: Says who?
Kai Yi: Says your erect penis
Xiao Bei: That's just a misunderstanding, it's cold in here
Kai Yi: I think it's hot in here, so I'm taking off my clothes
Xiao Bei: Why do you have to be so stubborn?
Kai Yi: Why do you wear ugly panties?
Xiao Bei: Because I'm poor, and these are my grandma's
Kai Yi: Lucky for you I have a rich stalker
Xiao Bei: Okay then, I'll give this a whirl
Kai Yi: Well? Wasn't that fun!
Xiao Bei: Yes, so much fun, I want to do it again!
Zhang Nan: Hey Zhang Zhe, why are you stalking me?
Zhang Zhe: I'm not stalking you, I just happen to be here
Zhang Nan: Hey don't cramp my style by being too close
Zhang Zhe: I will lose my brain cells just by talking to you
Ran Ran: That's why I like you Zhang Zhe! Not that other dumb dolt whose name I don't even remember
Zhang Nan: Hey, Ran Ran, are you talking about me?
Ran Ran: No it's that other dumb jock
Zhang Nan: All I know is how to flex and that I look good in pink swimming trunks
Zhang Zhe: Oh how to be you, Zhang Nan!
Zhang Nan: Easy, just be me
Zhang Zhe: And if can't?
Zhang Nan: Then just be with me
Zhang Zhe: Okay, I like the second option better
Straight Guy: Who are you?
Gay Guy: I saw you with your girlfriend yesterday
Straight Guy: We broke up
Gay Guy: That's fantastic news
Straight Guy: Have you been stalking me?
Gay Guy: No, it's all just coincidence that we bump into each other many times, among billions of people in China
Straight Guy: Ah I see, I'm just lonely
Gay Guy: Wanna try something fun?
Straight Guy: I don't know if I want to be gay
Gay Guy: Let's just go for a test run, what have you got to lose?
Straight Guy: My virgin ass
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Yu Hao: I need you to take off your clothes
Wang Feng: Sorry, but I don't do sex on the first date
Yu Hao: But this is part of your job
Wang Feng: Sure, that's your excuse to get me naked
Yu Hao: Wait a minute, haven't I heard this conversation before?
Wang Feng: Yeah, like De javu
Yu Hao: Oh, is that other movie with the lifestyle painter and the nude artist?
Wang Feng: Right, hard to give up
Yu Hao: It is, really it is
Wang Feng: So what's next?
Yu Hao: The script says we fall in love
Wang Feng: That's a given, then what?
Yu Hao: Then my family opposes
Wang Feng: Then you get upset so you go and kill yourself?
Yu Hao: No, you're getting confused, that's another movie, Bishonen
Wang Feng: Ah, so, you didn't die?
Yu Hao: I never said that, I just said I didn't kill myself
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Implied BL: Couple touching, e.g. intimately brushing partner's hair; Simulated wedding
Tao Mo: Hey, Guo Zi, who's that handsome guy?
Guo Zi: Which guy? All of them are handsome
Tao Mo: No, there's only one, the one giving everybody the cold shoulder
Guo Zi: Ahhh…that is Gu She, a lawyer's disciple
Tao Mo: Are you sure he is not more noble than that? He looks nobly
Guo Zi: The stars in your eyes are probably blinding you
Gu She: Hey, Xia Jia, who's that handsome guy?
Xia Jia: Which guy? All of them are handsome
Gu She: No, there's only one, the one who acts like an idiot
Xia Jia: Ohh…that guy, he's the new magistrate
Tao Mo: Hey Gu She, can you invite me to your house?
Gu She: Sure! I have an open door policy to my mansion
Xia Jia: Since when?
Gu She: Starting now, and only to a person named Tao Mo
Tao Mo: That's great! I will bring my servants too
Xia Jia: Hey Master, what medicine did you take?
Gu She: It's not medicine, it's a love potion
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Xiao Bei: I'm not gay
Kai Yi: Sure, you're not
Xiao Bei: But I'm really not
Kai Yi: Stop deceiving yourself, you like me
Xiao Bei: Says who?
Kai Yi: Says your erect penis
Xiao Bei: That's just a misunderstanding, it's cold in here
Kai Yi: I think it's hot in here, so I'm taking off my clothes
Xiao Bei: Why do you have to be so stubborn?
Kai Yi: Why do you wear ugly panties?
Xiao Bei: Because I'm poor, and these are my grandma's
Kai Yi: Lucky for you I have a rich stalker
Xiao Bei: Okay then, I'll give this a whirl
Kai Yi: Well? Wasn't that fun!
Xiao Bei: Yes, so much fun, I want to do it again!
Kai Yi: Oh wait, let me first go to jail and then come back
Xiao Bei: Sure, I'll wait
Kai Yi: Okay, now I'm back but now I'm traumatized
Xiao Bei: So what?
Kai Yi: It means we can't be together anymore
Xiao Bei: Is it because you are dying?
Kai Yi: No, I thought you were?
Xiao Bei: Sure, I'll wait
Kai Yi: Okay, now I'm back but now I'm traumatized
Xiao Bei: So what?
Kai Yi: It means we can't be together anymore
Xiao Bei: Is it because you are dying?
Kai Yi: No, I thought you were?
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Kinematics Theory (2018)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Zhang Nan: Hey Zhang Zhe, why are you stalking me?
Zhang Zhe: I'm not stalking you, I just happen to be here
Zhang Nan: Hey don't cramp my style by being too close
Zhang Zhe: I will lose my brain cells just by talking to you
Ran Ran: That's why I like you Zhang Zhe! Not that other dumb dolt whose name I don't even remember
Zhang Nan: Hey, Ran Ran, are you talking about me?
Ran Ran: No it's that other dumb jock
Zhang Nan: All I know is how to flex and that I look good in pink swimming trunks
Zhang Zhe: Oh how to be you, Zhang Nan!
Zhang Nan: Easy, just be me
Zhang Zhe: And if can't?
Zhang Nan: Then just be with me
Zhang Zhe: Okay, I like the second option better
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Like Love (Uncut) (2014)
Webseries: Dramalist Link
Mai Ding: Hey Zi Yan, I'm gonna annoy you to death until you like me
Zi Yan: Fuck Off, I have a girlfriend
Mai Ding: Oh yeah! I have one too!
Zi Yan: Porn stars don't count
Mai Ding: So if you have a girlfriend, how come she's not around?
Zi Yan: Coz I locked her up
Mai Ding: I'm gonna free her from your clutches
Zi Yan: Don't you dare
Xiao Si: Hey Zi Yan! Finally somebody set me free!
Mai Ding: Yeah Zi Yan! Now we're BFF's!
Zi Yan: So wanna Zi Yan sandwich?
Mai Ding: What?
Xiao Si: He means threesome, silly
Mai Ding: What's that?
Xiao Si: Ugggh…you're so dense!
Zi Yan: Hey Mai Ding, Let's piss off our parents by telling them we're gay
Mai Ding: What? I'm not really gay
Zi Yan: I already fucked you up your ass and you're not gay?
Mai Ding: What I mean is I'm not ready to be gay
Zi Yan: So what do you call this?
Mai Ding: Bromance???
Zi Yan: Bromance My Ass! That's another show!
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Gay Guy: Hey fancy meeting you againZi Yan: Fuck Off, I have a girlfriend
Mai Ding: Oh yeah! I have one too!
Zi Yan: Porn stars don't count
Mai Ding: So if you have a girlfriend, how come she's not around?
Zi Yan: Coz I locked her up
Mai Ding: I'm gonna free her from your clutches
Zi Yan: Don't you dare
Xiao Si: Hey Zi Yan! Finally somebody set me free!
Mai Ding: Yeah Zi Yan! Now we're BFF's!
Zi Yan: So wanna Zi Yan sandwich?
Mai Ding: What?
Xiao Si: He means threesome, silly
Mai Ding: What's that?
Xiao Si: Ugggh…you're so dense!
Mai Ding: What? I'm not really gay
Zi Yan: I already fucked you up your ass and you're not gay?
Mai Ding: What I mean is I'm not ready to be gay
Zi Yan: So what do you call this?
Mai Ding: Bromance???
Zi Yan: Bromance My Ass! That's another show!
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Straight Guy: Who are you?
Gay Guy: I saw you with your girlfriend yesterday
Straight Guy: We broke up
Gay Guy: That's fantastic news
Straight Guy: Have you been stalking me?
Gay Guy: No, it's all just coincidence that we bump into each other many times, among billions of people in China
Straight Guy: Ah I see, I'm just lonely
Gay Guy: Wanna try something fun?
Straight Guy: I don't know if I want to be gay
Gay Guy: Let's just go for a test run, what have you got to lose?
Straight Guy: My virgin ass
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Lost Love (2016)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Yu Hao: I need you to take off your clothes
Wang Feng: Sorry, but I don't do sex on the first date
Yu Hao: But this is part of your job
Wang Feng: Sure, that's your excuse to get me naked
Yu Hao: Wait a minute, haven't I heard this conversation before?
Wang Feng: Yeah, like De javu
Yu Hao: Oh, is that other movie with the lifestyle painter and the nude artist?
Wang Feng: Right, hard to give up
Yu Hao: It is, really it is
Wang Feng: So what's next?
Yu Hao: The script says we fall in love
Wang Feng: That's a given, then what?
Yu Hao: Then my family opposes
Wang Feng: Then you get upset so you go and kill yourself?
Yu Hao: No, you're getting confused, that's another movie, Bishonen
Wang Feng: Ah, so, you didn't die?
Yu Hao: I never said that, I just said I didn't kill myself
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Love Is More Than A Word (2016)
Series: Dramalist Link
Implied BL: Couple touching, e.g. intimately brushing partner's hair; Simulated wedding
Tao Mo: Hey, Guo Zi, who's that handsome guy?
Guo Zi: Which guy? All of them are handsome
Tao Mo: No, there's only one, the one giving everybody the cold shoulder
Guo Zi: Ahhh…that is Gu She, a lawyer's disciple
Tao Mo: Are you sure he is not more noble than that? He looks nobly
Guo Zi: The stars in your eyes are probably blinding you
Gu She: Hey, Xia Jia, who's that handsome guy?
Xia Jia: Which guy? All of them are handsome
Gu She: No, there's only one, the one who acts like an idiot
Xia Jia: Ohh…that guy, he's the new magistrate
Tao Mo: Hey Gu She, can you invite me to your house?
Gu She: Sure! I have an open door policy to my mansion
Xia Jia: Since when?
Gu She: Starting now, and only to a person named Tao Mo
Tao Mo: That's great! I will bring my servants too
Xia Jia: Hey Master, what medicine did you take?
Gu She: It's not medicine, it's a love potion
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