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A Touch of Fever (1993)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Shinichiro: Hey, Tatsuru, don't you get bored just having sex without feelings
Tatsuru: No, that's my job
Shinichiro: But aren't you curious about life without hustling
Tatsuru: No, it pays my bills
Shinichiro: I think the owner maybe in to me
Tatsuru: He's like that with everybody
Shinichiro: Don't you feel unfomfortable?
Tatsuru: Just play along
Shinichiro: Can I stay at your place?
Tatsuru: If you can stop talking and asking questions
Shinichiro: But then the movie will be all silent
Tatsuru: That's the point
Shinichiro: But….
Tatsuru: I'd rather watch the paint dry than talk
Shinichiro: You're no fun! No wonder Bishonen is a better movie about hustling!
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Ai No Kotodama / Words of Devotion (2008)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Otani: Hey, Tachi, how many years has it been that we're together?
Tachi: What? Getting bored already?
Otani: No, no, I'm just saying that maybe we should spice things up a little bit
Tachi: Yeah, it feels like we've been together over a 100 years
Otani: Anyway, I'm just saying…..maybe we should find a unicorn
Tachi: I have somebody in mind…..
Yuki: Hi Honey!!! I'm here!!
Tachi: Speaking of the devil….
Yuki: Hey, Tachi, is that how you greet your friend?
Tachi: I'll give you a smack on the bottom
Yuki: You know Tachi, I want more than that, wink wink
Otani: Okay, maybe this is not a good idea
Tachi: Why not?
Otani: Because you might end up with Yuki
Tachi: Well how about you? I catch you sometimes staring at Yuki
Otani: That's because it's the first time I've seen boobs
Tachi: Are you sure it's not something else?
Otani: Cut the crap. You're the one who's been going around
Tachi: What do you mean?
Otani: You've been with Doumoto and god knows who else!
Tachi: But those are movies!
Otani: Why do you have to be in all the BL dramas?
Tachi: Because I'm hot like that
Yuki: Hey, Tachi, is that how you greet your friend?
Tachi: I'll give you a smack on the bottom
Yuki: You know Tachi, I want more than that, wink wink
Otani: Okay, maybe this is not a good idea
Tachi: Why not?
Otani: Because you might end up with Yuki
Tachi: Well how about you? I catch you sometimes staring at Yuki
Otani: That's because it's the first time I've seen boobs
Tachi: Are you sure it's not something else?
Otani: Cut the crap. You're the one who's been going around
Tachi: What do you mean?
Otani: You've been with Doumoto and god knows who else!
Tachi: But those are movies!
Otani: Why do you have to be in all the BL dramas?
Tachi: Because I'm hot like that
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Ai No Kotodama 2 / Words of Devotion 2 (2010)
Movie: Dramalist LinkSasaki: I can't believe I'm so inept at computers!
Tamura: You must learn from the master!
Sasaki: And who's that?
Tamura: Me!
Sasaki: I really don't want to….
Tamura: Why not?
Sasaki: Because I'd be staring at you all day
Tachi: How about me?
Sasaki: Won't Otani be jealous?
Tachi: Nah, he's not around
Sasaki: Okay I guess….
Tamura: So who's gonna be teaching you?
Sasaki: I'm going with Tachi….at least I can concentrate
Tachi: Good choice, my friend
Sasaki: Well then….can I ask you something?
Tachi: Go ahead
Sasaki: Why do you guys need body contact while teaching computers
Tachi: What do you mean?
Sasaki: You guys hold my hand over the mouse…it's not like I'm learning tennis
Tachi: Oh…that's just an excuse to cop a feel
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Bokura No Ai No Kanade (2008)
Movie: Dramalist LinkMaki: Ruiku, can you teach me some mad skills?
Ruiku: No, go find somebody else
Raika: I'm available, Maki, why don't you use me?
Maki: You are a poor substitute Raika, just because you have similar sounding names, doesn't mean I'll settle
Raika: No, I am Ruiku
Maki: Stop confusing me, Ruiku, I mean Raika
Ruiku: Ooops, I broke my hand, boo hoo hoo
Maki: Don't worry Ruiku, I'll help you jerk off when you need it
Ruiku: Fuck off! All I want is to be this great penis, I mean pianist and now my dreams are shattered!
Maki: What about my dreams?
Ruiku: Your dreams don't count
Maki: Even wet dreams?
Raika: I'll let you in on something, Ruiku
Maki: If this is you trying to hit on me, forget it
Raika: No, it's not me this time, It's that ugly toad of a teach, he's been giving you the glance-overs as if you are an ice cream cone
Maki: Spare me the imagery
Raika: So you'll do it?
Maki: Oh, well why not? I'm Maki the Martyr
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Boys Love (2006)
Movie: Dramalist LinkMamiya: I want to know what is your inspiration for your paintings
Noeru: Well, I get inspired after having steamy sex
Mamiya: Excuse me, I'm a real journalist asking a proper question so I expect a proper answer
Noeru: No, seriously, do you want me to demonstrate by sucking your cock?
Mamiya: So are you saying my dick is your muse?
Noeru: It's not just your dick, it's John's Dick, it's Dick's dick, it's everybody's dick
Mamiya: Then let's give it a whirl, I'd like to see you paint with my dick
Noeru: No problem! It's my pleasure!
Chidori: Noeru, you little whore!
Mamiya: Who's this?
Noeru: Oh, he's just some guy who I used to hang out with and for some reason he thinks he owns me
Chidori: Noeru, I let you sleep with every Dick and John but I didn't tell you to fall in love with them
Noeru: Oops, my bad
Chidori: It's all your fault Mamiya…here's a mamiya to you
Mamiya: Umm…Chidori, I think you killed the wrong dude
Noeru: Ah…shit happens, see you in the next life
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Boys Love 2 (2007)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Sora: Hey, aren't you Mamiya from the first "Boys Love" movie?
Aoi: Ermm…nooo??
Sora: Didn't you die already with whats-his-name?
Aoi: Maybe we just look alike
Sora: Hmmm…uncanny resemblance…does this mean I would have the same fate as that guy…is it Noeru?
Aoi: No, you won't die - you'll just be handicapped
Sora: Ahhh…I see…if that's the case, I may as well live life to the fullest by having sex with everybody
Aoi: Reminder, That's just what Noeru did…
Sora: Well, the difference is I will get paid for sex, and he did not
Aoi: Ah…logical explanation
Sora: Yes, and with the money I make from whoring, I will be able to pay off our love nest
Aoi: Okay, sounds good to me
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Candy and Kiss (2015)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Taiki: I'm so freaking ugly, nobody will love me…..
Yagii: No you're not
Taiki: But I am! That's why I wear a helmet to work….
Yagii: No, you're just over reacting
Taiki: Really? Do I have a face that only a mother would love?
Yagii: Are you fishing for compliments?
Taiki: No, I'm such a sore loser
Yagii: Stop whining!
Taiki: But why is the world so unfair?!
Yagii: If I kiss you, will you shut up?
Taiki: Yes!
Yagii: There! I'm with you now so don't sweat it
Taiki: Really? Is this a dream?
Yagii: No, but I'm leaving you
Taiki: Oh no! The world is ending!
Yagii: You idiot, I'm just moving to another city
Taiki: Why? What you gonna do there?
Yagii: To get away from your incessant bitching!
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Coming Out / Kamingu Auto (2014)
Short Film: Dramalist LinkNoboru: Hey Yo, do you have a girlfriend?
Yo: Why are you interested?
Noboru: Just asking
Yo: Okay….let's hang out
Noboru: Hey Yo, do you have a girlfriend?
Yo: Why are you asking again?
Noboru: Nothing, I just want to meet her
Yo: Let's Hang out
Noboru: Hey Yo, when will you get a girlfriend?
Yo: Why? You want to be my girlfriend?
Noboru: That's a good idea……as a joke
Yo: I'm not joking
Noboru: Oh I see
Yo: And you're the one I like
Noboru: Oh I see
Yo: So…what do you think?
Noboru: I think we should just stay as friends…
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Docchi Mo Docchi (2014)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Ozaki: Be prepared Tsuburaya to be conquered!
Tsuburaya: In your dreams Ozaki!
Ozaki: I'll show you who's on top!
Tsuburaya: Yes, Ozaki, you'll be on top of a pile of shit!
Ozaki: Oh my Tsuburaya, how could such ugly words come out of that beautiful face of yours?
Tsuburaya: Oh Ozaki, I'm so flattered but I am not as dashing as you are
Ozaki: What is the meaning of this mutual flattery?
Tsuburaya: Well, it is to distract us from looking at each other's hair
Ozaki: I see what you're saying
Tsuburaya: Do you want me to bust out my violin instead
Ozaki: I'd rather you play my strings instead
Tsuburaya: Or how about I blow my French horn?
Ozaki: I'd rather you blow me instead
Tsuburaya: I'm so glad to do both, even though I told you that I wasn't interested in men
Ozaki: I'm glad to have changed your mind
Tsuburaya: That's easy since you look and act like a girl
Ozaki: I told you I'm not gay, I'm just bi....bipolar that is
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Does The Flower Bloom? (2018)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Kazuaki: Hi there, what are you doing?
Yoichi: Can't you see I have a brush and an easel? What do you think I'm doing?
Kazuaki: Ah, I see you are painting….but painting what?
Yoichi: What do you think I'm painting?
Kazuaki: Ah I see, you must be painting a flower
Yoichi: Do you actually know or are you just guessing?
Kazuaki: What kind of flower are you painting?
Yoichi: You are asking too many questions, and this is the longest conversation I've had with anybody
Kazuaki: I'm sorry to bother you, I won't do it again
Yoichi: I hope not
Kazuaki: Excuse me, but can I come back?
Yoichi: What now?
Kazuaki: I seem to have forgotten something here
Yoichi: Is that your best excuse?
Kazuaki: Yes, yes, I seem to have forgotten to give you a kiss
Yoichi: But I don't know how to kiss
Kazuaki: It's simple, you just put your face close to mine
Yoichi: You mean like this?
Kazuaki: Well, that's actually your forehead
Yoichi: Well then, do it and please leave
Kazuaki: Thank you Yoichi, Your graciousness abounds
Yoichi: Damn it Kazuaki, you can't just give somebody a kiss, and not expect them to want more
Kazuaki: Didn't you just tell me to leave?
Yoichi: Oh…right!
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Tonoin: Hey Yuuki, did anybody tell you that you look like Harry Potter?
Yuuki: Really? Do you think so?
Tonoin: Yes, with your bow that looks like a magic wand, you are all set!
Yuuki: Are you flattering me or mocking me?
Tonoin: Of course I'm complimenting you! I'm a big Harry Potter Fan!
Yuuki: And you could pass as Severus Snape!
Tonoin: Yes, I'm a character as conflicted as he is
Yuuki: I can tell by the way you raped my sorry ass
Tonoin: I’m sorry not sorry
Natsuko: Tonoin, why didn't you rape me instead? At least I'm willing
Tonoin: Because you don't look anything like Harry Potter
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Taiichi: Kohei! Kohei!! Kohei!!
Kohei: What did you say?
Taiichi: Can I share your lunch?
Kohei: Nobody bothered with me before
Taiichi: Well…I'm hungry…
Kohei: So you are befriending me because of my bento
Taiichi: Pretty much
Kohei: Okay, I'm game with that
Taiichi: You are super cool
Kohei: Hey mom! I made a friend
Mom: About time!
Kohei: And it's all because of the lunch you pack
Mom: Well, at least somebody is happy!
Taiichi: Yeah, I'm super happy! I’m super gay!
Kohei: Really?
Taiichi: Yeah, I'm gay for your bento
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Tozaki: Hello, I think I've seen you before
Kurata: Maybe you've seen me in other BL movies
Tozaki: No, that's not it
Kurata: Hey, I think I've also seen you somewhere before
Tozaki: Oh really?
Kurata: Now I remember! You are the guy who used to stalk me!
Tozaki: No, I was not!
Kurata: Sure you were!
Tozaki: That was way back then, I didn't know what I was thinking
Kurata: Now that I'm here, why not have a little fun?
Tozaki: Since when did you become gay?
Kurata: I'm not gay, but I just want to try it out, to see what's all the fuss about
Miyata: Trust me, you won't like it
Kurata: Who's this dude?
Tozaki: Ah...Kurata, he's my boss
Miyata: Kurata, just so you know, Tozaki enjoys it from behind
Kurata: What the fuck? How does he know that?
Miyata: From experience of course
Tozaki: Kurata, he is just kidding, don't mind him
Kurata: So, Tozaki, you like it rough huh? So take this, and that!
Tozaki: No Kurata! It hurts! But keep doing it....I'll forgive you
Kurata: So what do you say to that?
Tozaki: Now I really know that you love me!
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Kazuaki: I'm sorry to bother you, I won't do it again
Yoichi: I hope not
Kazuaki: Excuse me, but can I come back?
Yoichi: What now?
Kazuaki: I seem to have forgotten something here
Yoichi: Is that your best excuse?
Kazuaki: Yes, yes, I seem to have forgotten to give you a kiss
Yoichi: But I don't know how to kiss
Kazuaki: It's simple, you just put your face close to mine
Yoichi: You mean like this?
Kazuaki: Well, that's actually your forehead
Yoichi: Well then, do it and please leave
Kazuaki: Thank you Yoichi, Your graciousness abounds
Yoichi: Damn it Kazuaki, you can't just give somebody a kiss, and not expect them to want more
Kazuaki: Didn't you just tell me to leave?
Yoichi: Oh…right!
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Fujimi Orchestra (2012)
Movie: Dramalist LinkTonoin: Hey Yuuki, did anybody tell you that you look like Harry Potter?
Yuuki: Really? Do you think so?
Tonoin: Yes, with your bow that looks like a magic wand, you are all set!
Yuuki: Are you flattering me or mocking me?
Tonoin: Of course I'm complimenting you! I'm a big Harry Potter Fan!
Yuuki: And you could pass as Severus Snape!
Tonoin: Yes, I'm a character as conflicted as he is
Yuuki: I can tell by the way you raped my sorry ass
Tonoin: I’m sorry not sorry
Natsuko: Tonoin, why didn't you rape me instead? At least I'm willing
Tonoin: Because you don't look anything like Harry Potter
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Hidamari Ga Kikoeru (2017)
Movie: Dramalist LinkTaiichi: Kohei! Kohei!! Kohei!!
Kohei: What did you say?
Taiichi: Can I share your lunch?
Kohei: Nobody bothered with me before
Taiichi: Well…I'm hungry…
Kohei: So you are befriending me because of my bento
Taiichi: Pretty much
Kohei: Okay, I'm game with that
Taiichi: You are super cool
Kohei: Hey mom! I made a friend
Mom: About time!
Kohei: And it's all because of the lunch you pack
Mom: Well, at least somebody is happy!
Taiichi: Yeah, I'm super happy! I’m super gay!
Kohei: Really?
Taiichi: Yeah, I'm gay for your bento
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Junjou: Pure Heart (2010)
Movie: Dramalist Link
Tozaki: Hello, I think I've seen you before
Kurata: Maybe you've seen me in other BL movies
Tozaki: No, that's not it
Kurata: Hey, I think I've also seen you somewhere before
Tozaki: Oh really?
Kurata: Now I remember! You are the guy who used to stalk me!
Tozaki: No, I was not!
Kurata: Sure you were!
Tozaki: That was way back then, I didn't know what I was thinking
Kurata: Now that I'm here, why not have a little fun?
Tozaki: Since when did you become gay?
Kurata: I'm not gay, but I just want to try it out, to see what's all the fuss about
Miyata: Trust me, you won't like it
Kurata: Who's this dude?
Tozaki: Ah...Kurata, he's my boss
Miyata: Kurata, just so you know, Tozaki enjoys it from behind
Kurata: What the fuck? How does he know that?
Miyata: From experience of course
Tozaki: Kurata, he is just kidding, don't mind him
Kurata: So, Tozaki, you like it rough huh? So take this, and that!
Tozaki: No Kurata! It hurts! But keep doing it....I'll forgive you
Kurata: So what do you say to that?
Tozaki: Now I really know that you love me!
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