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Bishonen (1998)

Movie: Dramalist Link

Jet: Hey Handsome!
Sam: Hi there!
Jet: Oh no, I'm talking about me
Sam: Just because you insulted me, I'm gonna arrest you
Jet: Yes, please, I like being handcuffed
Sam: Actually, this police uniform is just cosplay
Jet: Yeah I know
Sam: How do you know?
Jet: Your lesbo girlfriend, who's now my wife, told me
Sam: Ah, you mean Shu Qi
Jet: Yes, the only one
Sam: Does she mind you acting in a BL movie?

Jet: Not really, actually she's looking forward to a threesome
Sam: With who?
Ching: With me!
Jet: Hey Roommie, get your hands off my crush
Sam: Ching is your roommate?
Ching: Yeah Jet, actually Sam is my ex-boyfriend
KS: Hey, I thought I was Sam's ex-boyfriend
Jet: Hold on, wait a minute, didn't I just bang you the other day?
Sam: What? KS, why would you bang Jet?
KS: Small world huh?
Ching: This is just too confusing
Sam: Yeah, it looks like all the gays in HK converged in this town
KS: Right Sam, it looks like you banged everybody
Jet: And here I thought I was the hustler

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For Love We Can (2014)

Movie: Dramalist Link

Jun: Hi Mom, I'm bringing my friend over for a sleepover
Mom: Why? Doesn't he have his own place to stay? It's already cramped here
Jun: Cramped is good mom, the more the merrier
Michael: Are you talking about your past boyfriends?
Mom: What do you mean boyfriends?
Michael: It's nothing, Auntie, it's just an inside joke between me and Jun
Mom: What's a joke?
Jun: Mom, this place is a joke
Michael: Don't you dare talk to your mom like that, Have some respect
Jun: Yeah right, like we're respecting her by banging our brains out next door
Mom: What do you mean by banging?
Jun: Oh nothing, it's just all the noise you hear in the night
Mom: Oh I thought you're just moving furniture
Jun: By the way, I have some bad news for you mom
Mom: What is it now?
Jun: I'm pregnant!
Mom: What! Are you trying to give me heart attack?
Jun: Well, did it work?
Michael: Auntie, Jun's just joking, he's not pregnant, but he's dying
Mom: Oh my goodness!
Michael: Well, the good news is…your son's got company as I'm dying too
Mom: Is that a joke??
Jun: Now you get it mom! The joke's on us!

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From Here to There (2012)

Short Film: Dramalist Link

Jae: Hey Him, long time no see
Him: How many years has been, Jae?
Jae: I don't know, it's not like I've been counting
Him: Yeah I remember when we used to fight
Jae: And then make love
Him: I wouldn't call it making love, we just fucked
Jae: True, true, if it weren't for that teacher who told us to love each other, this wouldn't have happened
Him: Yeah, and if your house wasn't conveniently nearby and we're bored

Jae: Yeah, because we had nothing better to do back then
Him: But if you didn't bang that chick, I probably wouldn't have left you
Jae: What can I do? She came on to me
Him: You could've said no
Jae: But it's still not too late now, we still can go back to that time
Him: Sorry buddy, wifey's calling, maybe some other time?

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Lan Yu (Hong Kong, 2001)

Movie: Dramalist Link

Han Dong: Hey how much per session?
Lan Yu: For you, I'll give a discount
Han Dong: I'm not buying in bulk, this is only a one-time buy
Lan Yu: Bummer, I hoped you can be my sugar daddy
Han Dong: Sorry, ain't got no time for that
Lan Yu: Well, I'm pretty sure we'll meet again
Han Dong: This is Beijing, so the chances are 1 in a million
Lan Yu: Oh lookie here, we meet again
Han Dong: What are the odds, so let's fuck
Lan Yu: I love you
Han Dong: Do you love money? I'll give you a house
Lan Yu: As long as you come with it
Han Dong: Nah, I'm getting married
Lan Yu: Why?
Han Dong: Just because
Lan Yu: Okay, let me know when that phase is over
Han Dong: Oh my God, Lan Yu, I missed you so much
Lan Yu: Too bad so sad, I'm dead

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